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Broomstick Me

The act of some or something fucking you or shoving a broomstick up your ass or lady purse aka vagina.
Luna:*talks about hot guys*
Lizz: Romeo and Chris can broomstick me please and thanks.
by LunaBroom June 9, 2018
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True Broomstick

When two jokes in a locker room decide to take to the next level one applies deep heat to his penis and puts said penis up the other jocks anus.
Man 1: Hey Joey wanna get a milkshake and have a quick true broomstick?
Man 2:I don't a feel like a milkshake!
by Wendyconewithahotdog June 1, 2014
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American broomstick

A term for American orbital rockets. The term was created by head of Russian Space Agency Rogozin on Twitter, when trying to threaten the USA, by not flying their cargo on Russian Soyuz rockets, due to international sanctions that came as a consequence of Russia vs Ukraine war.
"Time to let the American broomstick fly and hear the sounds of freedom." - SpaceX Launch Director moments before liftoff
by froemosen March 23, 2022
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Broomsticking

The act of screwing someone over. Likened to being 'brutally penetrated by a broomstick.' Other variations of the word are 'Broomsticked', which is the past tense verb, and 'broomstick', the present tense verb.
"WHAT!?!? No more coffee? Why don't you just bend me over and broomstick me?!!"

You: "I just spat in her face while she was sleeping, and then left a hot pocket in her parents couch.
Friend: "Wow. That sounds like a horrible case of broomsticking."

You: "My boss dumped a load of files on my desk, and told me if they weren't done by tomorrow, i'm not only fired, but he's gonna wipe his ass with my last paycheck."
Friend: "Whoa. Broomsticked."
by Rick Ballard November 13, 2011
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broomstick

The feeling that someone is forcibly inserting a broomstick or other object of girth into your anus. The pain can usually be described as sharp, acute, and generally passes after five to twenty seconds. This feeling is experienced among men and women alike.
During my drive to Virginia, I gasped loudly when I felt the broomstick ravaging my rectum.
by hbgpa July 6, 2008
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Broomstick

wow leafy is such a broomstick
by Dezzahezzahand October 21, 2020
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broomster

broomster is a legend in his own underpants.
My god it's Broomster!
by Broomster June 24, 2003
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