brogad

a jamaica term used to describe one of your more closer "Bro's"

watch dah style yah Brogad

by cruffesormark March 11, 2019

can't hit the broad side of a barn

To have very poor aim. This hyperbolic term is usually used to denote poor marksmanship or to have very poor aim in certain activities that involve throwing something(such as certain sports).

1. While we were out hunting, Mitch was a very poor shot and couldn't even hit the broad side of a barn, and so when he ran out of ammo, he ultimately got Roy Horn'ed by the deer he kept trying to shoot dead.

2. Damn, Mark is such a mark-ass pitcher! He can't even hit the broad side of a barn, let alone strike anyone out. His pitches make even Rafael Palmeiro's erectile dysfunction reach out for a glorious grand slam!





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by Mark H March 1, 2005

broad

Word for a woman. Less respectable than lady but much more respectable than bitch.

Man, look at those two broads. They are smokin.

by Mos Def And Kweli are Blackstar February 25, 2005

dinghy broad

A dim-witted, oblivious and/or inattentive woman.

"dinghy" in this phrase is a shortened variation of dingbat and should not be confused with dingy (pronounced "din-jee") meaning dirty or soot-covered.

I'm not repeating myself a third time, ya dinghy broad!

by Legitimus September 25, 2010

bonad

Another synonym for dollars, or much like the colloquials 'ducat, coin, scrilla, bones' and others of similar ilk.

1. We were staking up our bonads from the floor to the ceiling.

2. Damn, that costs nearly fifty bonads.

by MC Ducats n' Buckets February 24, 2005

Broad Wing

When a person's body is completely normal looking until you look at the mid section and there is big globs of fat sticking out on each side that give the person giant love handles that are just "There" for no apparent reason.

PERSON #1: That woman looks like an egg!

PERSON #2: Blah! eww! She has one of the worst cases of Broad Wing I've ever seen!

by SephiuM January 13, 2010

Broadswording

To not only just suck up to your boss in an unbelievable and outrageous manner, but to gobble your boss/supervisor so fervently that that you passed the gag reflex 47 minutes ago and not only his knob but a section of shaft is also protruding from your anus thus allowing for much comedic banter withing the office confines.

*Boss enters office*: "Morning gents...."
*Employee 1*: "Hello sir, how are you on this fine and wonderfully happy workday, such a pleasure to see your glowing complexion and energy in our office, can I bounce something off you as I highly regard your opinion on........?
*Employee 2*: "Jesus Dave, you broadsworded the shit out of him, so deep we only saw ballsack"
* Employee 3 *. " Way too much Broadswording in this office" .

by Fingered Dickhole July 16, 2014