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anti-productive

To digress from, inhibit, or thwart forward progress; participating in an action that, relative to the desired end product, causes additional labor or effort to accomplish.
Mike’s continual horseplay was anti-productive to the band’s recording session.
by Kevin Juliano March 17, 2008
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Productive Slacking

Engaging in recreational activities that may result in a sense of accomplishment. Reading a book, playing a sport, or going for a hike are examples.

Opposite this is unproductive slacking, which leaves you feeling horrible and unsatisfied afterward. Think sitting in your underwear all day while you watch Full House reruns and eat Cheetos.
Guy: "So did you waste away your weekend away like usual?"

Girl: "No way! I got tons done! Mind you, it was all productive slacking. I read a novel, went to an art gallery opening, and spent three hours on Skype with my best friend from college."
by Sir Elroy March 22, 2011
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Counter Productive

Being successful in reducing the number of friends on a social platform such as facebook by causing those who shouldn't be there to begin with to defriend you.
Sunny's excessive use of the words "Cock" & "Penis" caused her friend count to decrease by 10 yesterday - therefore; she was "Counter Productive"
by Silly Sunny June 28, 2013
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productive procrastination

A form of procrastination in which you refrain from doing other work by productively wasting time on only a part of the work you are already doing.

In other words, you are procrastinating by doing work while doing virtually no work.
Boy: What are you doing?
Girl: I have just spent the last hour making my math homework look pretty and neat instead of doing my English homework.
Boy: Wow, at least you're working on something.
Girl: That's productive procrastination for ya.
by AmyRamen September 9, 2009
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broduction

where two or more bros say/do a phrase, gesture or action that when performed causes an immediate high-five.
Todd was wasted one night and turned an obvious trip over a bar stool into sweet dance that made a cute girl smile. Todd was immediate awarded with a high-five from Mike for this broduction.
by robic August 8, 2011
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Productive Procrastination

Rationalizing your procrastination by doing something else productive.
Wil: "Have you finished that drawing for class yet?"
Amy: "No, I'm too busy doing the dishes."
Wil: "That's such productive procrastination and you know it."
by AKM178 February 22, 2011
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