bro card

This is a figure of speech in where a bro blindly defends or sides with another bro when engaged in a conversation or dispute with a female, (non-bro). This act, when carried out properly is referred to as "Pulling a Bro Card". It is a nuance of the Bro Code can be exercised in many situations, and may be an actual card, in it's literal form.

Megan: "How can you possibly say that Jessica Beil is a great actress?!"
Josh: "Umm, because she is!"
Megan: "Steve, what do you think?"
Steve: "I gotta go with Josh on this one... Sorry."
Megan: "Did you just pull a 'bro card'?"

by offdutygnome April 29, 2010

Brocade

A portmanteu of the words bro and facade. Meaning to have outward appearance fitting of a bro. Classified by overuse of the word bro, a fascination with alcohol, and incomprehensible speach.

Steve: Duuuuude, I was so drunk at this place, and this chi-
John: Steve, drop the brocade, we know that never happened.

by Whooves May 7, 2012

Broward

A police officer who is a coward and would rather cower than even attempt to protect innocents.

Did you hear about the school shooting this week? The cops who responded actually went inside instead of being browards.

by Stuh42l June 8, 2018

bocardi

One who lacks testicular size. Has a chode who struggles for blood flow. Is usually lotioned near the anal cavity.

His asshole is dripping with lotion. Must be a Bocardi. Probably Brando Bocardi.

by Rheem Man May 25, 2016

Broward county nigga

Broward county nigga means a guy that is from broward county. Kodeks black uses it

They let a broward county nigga in LA

by Youngdaggerdyck December 1, 2018

quandale x broward county

What's up fellas its quandale dingle here. My cousin juandale dingle has been arrested for multiple accounts of accidental manslaughter, 3 accounts of public indecency, 2 accounts of racketeering, and 14 accounts of grand theft auto. He is currently being held in Broward County Public Jail. ( Continued )

Friend 1: Man did you hear about quandale x broward county

Friend 2: Yeah man, I can't believe what they did to juandale.

by therealjuandalepringle June 11, 2022

Brocade

The intervention and blocking by brothers and/or guy friends when an ex, spouse, or another chick like her friend is either trying to cause issues with your current chick or a chick you are trying to pick up. Or if your chick shows up at a place she just shouldn't be.

Similar to a blockade...

When my future wife showed up at my bachelor party my friends and brothers formed a Brocade at the door and wouldn't let her in.

by Watchguy June 12, 2009