Bro Job

When you and one of your bros get 2 ladies and get blow jobs in such a position that you can play patty cake with your bro.

"yo me and Jamie got awesome bro jobs from Jenny and Danielle but we stopped early cuz Jamie cums so fast

by wetdickallnight October 28, 2009

bro job

How an Asian says "blow job".

Hae Chung Wu: "Did she suck your dick rast night?"

Sai Oon Kim: "No, I didn't get no bro job."

by brooboobs October 19, 2008

Bro Job

Doing a favor for a fellow bro. No gay conotation.

Wow thanks for helping me move into my new apartment it was a Bro Job.

by Super Soaker 96 August 08, 2013

bro job

When a coworker is infatuated with another coworkers penis. He stares at it all day. He will curiously ask how big it is, if you have foreskin, do you cum a lot, etc. Soon he will ask to give you a blow job at work.

Vargass: “Dood how big is your dick?”
Coworker: “WTF?”
Vargass: “c’mon man let me suck it… it's called a Bro Job... no homo of course.”

by spanky meat loaf March 04, 2016

bro job

Something you get when you can't blow yourself.

Person 1: Hey bro, can you give me a bro job? I can't reach it by myself.
Bro: Go fuck yourself.

by Mavis91765 January 11, 2016

Bro-Job

Being able to maintain a job only on the basis of being "bestfriends", "buddies" or "bros" with your male supervisor(s) or superiors. Generally with that territory you are able to slack off or perform your job at lower standards than your colleagues while reaping all the benefits if a steady paycheck.

Mark: "Why did Chaz quit his job?"

Jimmy: "Oh the Chaz-meister?, I guess working in IT was too much work. Hes going back to his bro-job at Wendys"

by bro- job May 01, 2014

Bro Job

A sexual act performed during Bro Rape.

ex.1: "It flattens out the Bro Job..." -Blow Job Girl
ex.2: "Hey Chad, let's go up to my room and listen to Jack Johnson while we drink Nati Ice and give eachother Bro Jobs!" -Bro Rapist

by HillbillyMafia May 26, 2008