Briley

A Briley is a aggressive and unpredictable creature. Briley is protected ALWAYS by black under armour, blue jeans, and lace-up boots. The briley has, sort of, studied martial arts by watching 1000's hours of anime and now has the power to replicate any move. The Briley's weapon of choice is either a sword or an air-soft pistol. Besides aggression, Briley is a computer genious and has investigated computer science since the dawn of computers. Since then, the Briley has found gaming interesting and has proceeded to become uber 1337. The Briley has no real love life, but covets the signifigant others of any person around the creature. With no love life comes no social life. Even though the Briley is interested in higher learning, the equivilant of college by normal human standards, the creature still only befriends high school students. The Birley participates in the ritualistic DnD games with his aforementioned high school friends. In short, the Briley is a creature of wonder, mystery, aggression, loneliness, and the creature often believes that its race is a B.A.M.F.. The term "Briley," actually originated from the family of archiologists and zoologists that discovered the creature still roaming around.

You are so smart and stupid at the same time, so therefore you are a Briley.

by Marc A. August 29, 2006

The Wilford Brimley

A sexual act where after ejaculating on your partner's face, you grab a handful of dry oats and throw them onto your partner's face - then yell, "Take THAT diabeetus!" Try to get as much of the oats to stick to their man-juice covered face as possible.

See definition of The Wilford Brimley.

by Silly illy willy billy July 13, 2011

brinley

brinley: a weird but fun person to be around she really like food and costa vida

wow brinley is at costa vida again

by thatonedudewhoiscoolya June 15, 2019

Briley J.

She is an amazing friend. Everyone wants to be around her. She is always there when you need her. She is SUPER pretty, nice, caring, motherly, funny, silly, etcbzb

If BrileyJ. Can’t Hang Out That Means That She Has So Many Other People Wanting To Hang Out With Her Because She’s So Great. Briley J.

by Jojoj73 August 23, 2019

Briley

If you find someone who gos by the name briley you may be lucky in some cases but then again he can be a real jerk to the people he loves at points, overall he is a good friend to have in some times but can bit you in the ass in others

Briley is gay

by Justin of the coy mid January 10, 2020

Briley

Briley is a brown curly haired blue eyed girl who is confident around her friends but shy to strangers. She loves reading books that have magic involved. She loves theater, swimming, traveling, and hanging out with friends. She wont always be the friendliest but when it comes down to the core she is sweet. She wont be the popular one at school but everyone will know her because she doesnt care what people think

Girl one:who is that?
Girl two: oh that just briley she is super annoying
Girl three: no briley is super sweet and awesome!!!

by Djkelwdhtlt Hf wvldcfmrvrgexd August 20, 2020

Briley

Briley is an amazing guy who cares for everyone in his life. He has a touch exterior but a soft spot for the ones he loves. He’s a huge goof ball and loves to have fun, he is also always unapologetically himself.

Briley really knows how to have a good time.

by Egrace12347 April 5, 2021