bristol burn smokers

someone who smokes alot in sectret and burns down to the filter

the bristol burn smokers agata and becky the bristol blem heads are back at it again

by HHHHHHHHHFGTFYSAUAF January 7, 2020

Bristles in the Wind

Bristles in the Wind: Naked , at any time. Fresh out the shower or out for a nude jog. Hair standing on end is bristles in the wind.

"Out for a naked jog again , Jack?"

"You know it! Bristles in the Wind, baby!"

by SodaFountain January 20, 2021

dick bristle

short pubic stubble that scratchs your chin when you give head

OMG jen do you have a rash on your chin...!?!?!?

no girl... I was sucken the d and he had a dick bristle!!!

by boogerjohnson April 30, 2014

Bristol Palin

The daughter of the homophobic republican Sarah palin. Shes a stupid whore who got pregnant and tells teenagers to be abstinent. shes a hypocrite and also a homophobe like her dumbass mother. Shes a horrible dancer who won 3rd place on Dancing with the stars because all the republicans and the tea party fucked up the votes. Shes also fat bitch!

I wish Bristol palin would get shot!

by MJlover20 December 10, 2010

bristol

The best city in the world.

Despite it's chav image Bristol is one of the most up and coming cities in the UK with it's music scene etc. It's also got the highest income per head of any UK city other than London and is currently ungoing a big boom time with redevelopments all over the city.

Bristol is cooler than your city.

"Man I wish I lived in Bristol"

by ElectricBaby December 14, 2008

Bristol Milkshake

Someone who likes getting Bukkake'd on by a bunch of farmers

You love a good old Bristol Milkshake, you dirty bastard

by Dai Boy June 12, 2006

lawrence weston bristol

A complete shit hole. If you live there you think it's the greatest place on earth, however if you're driving through it, you think what a dump! Screaming mums shouting at their 4 or 5 fatherless children or children by different fathers. Graffitti everywhere, chavs everywhere you look, complete with lots of gold or silver jewellery and a staffy on a lead to complete the look. All the flats are occupied by either young mums with children who probably got knocked up in the bike track or the local drug dealers live in them. The whole area looks run down, intimidating gangs of kids outside shops and gobby little brats everywhere you look and the stench of weed everywhere and alcoholics out and about carrying cans of stella or super tennents.

''wanna come to Lawrence Weston Bristol?''

''Nah, it's a shit hole

by jane161289 December 13, 2013