Brighton Marathon

A once yearly event when a male travels to Brighton located on the south coast of the U.K. and receives anal sex by 26 other men and a midget in a single day.

Keith: I have entered the Brighton Marathon next year.

Alex: Me too. I do the Brighton Marathon every year! It makes my eyes water sometimes!

by JonnyFirePower September 20, 2012

Brighton Powertap

When you are about to have sex with your girlfriend, and upon the first thrust you break the bed...and your girlfriend.

"When we were in Florida, my friend gave his girl the Brighton powertap and broke their bed, and we didn't get our security deposit back."

by UMRugby December 2, 2009

Brighton rules

Requirement to have a pint of beer in every pub (not bar) seen on a walked journey.

We are playing Brighton Rules. Next pub you see we get a pinto

by Brighton_Rules May 30, 2021

Brighton Twp

were the legendary snake arnold stays and gets high, plays minecraft, and watches nelk. so raftus

you probably live in Brighton Twp
where is Brighton Twp

by joey pruszenski September 20, 2021

Brighton Michigan

A cultural wasteland; a town full of rich white people, primarily snotty middle schoolers, soccer moms, and wiggers.

Example #1

*Guy #1 - Look at that kid, she has american eagle clothes, ugg boots, a coach purse, and an iphone!
*Guy #2 - She must be a Brighton Michigan kid.

Example #2

*Guy #1 - look at all those wiggers hanging out by their brand new car that one of their parents bought for them.
*Guy #2 - That's Brighton Michigan for ya.

by aequitas777 March 10, 2011

brighton beach

Place in Brooklyn, home to a high concentration of Russians. Also called Little Odessa.
Favorite hangouts include the boardwalk, beach, and annoying Russian nightclubs.

Privet, kak dela? Yo, you comin' to Brighton today?

by person May 13, 2005

Brighton Shuffle

When one of two sexual partners proceeds to empty their bowels on the other who is laying on their back. The chosen defecator erforms a crab-like side to side shuffle while releasing feces as to provide full bodily coverage on thier sexual partner. The "Shuffle" became popular with day-trippers who visited Brighton during the late 1800's but has since fallen out of popularity due to the required leg strength needed to perform the shuffle properly.

If I perform one more Brighton Shuffle I will get a hernia.

by Cornelius P. Bulletball January 3, 2009