breastnotized

A trance like state which happens when large breasts are jutting out from a very skimpy shirt. Becoming completely fixated on only the breasts.

I couldn't focus on her face--I was breastnotized.

by Jeanine Albert July 15, 2007

breast waggle

The side-to-side pivot of the upper body with arms at side or behind, such that the breasts pivot in plain view. Typically done as a "notice me" action.

As the saleswoman endeavored to demonstrate the features of the electric bicycle she first leaned low with her drop neck top revealing her well shaped cleavage. In lieu of response from the customer, she stood back, arms behind her back and unconsciously breast waggled to get his attention.

by LovULongTime November 30, 2009

Big Breasted Buffoon

There are many definitions for a Big Breasted Buffoon.
1 A very short run of the mill type woman with bleach blonde hair and grossly huge breast
2 These types of women are only good for a quick lay.
3 A follower of the crowd
4 Big Breasted Buffoons are easily forgettable
5 They don't always cheat on their boyfriends but will the first chance they gets
6 Not as pretty as they think they are
7 The only attention they receives is for their gigantic breasts which are already starting to sag
8 A loser with nothing going for her, basically white trash
9 Obnoxious and moronic
10 Makes a man's live miserable
11 It would be better for everyone if she would just move away

The big breasted buffoon has never done anything significant with her life. She's getting older and older and the good looks she may have had in her early twenties are quickly fading.

The big breasted buffoon sits on the beach all day in a skimpy bikini hoping that guys will notice her. Sounds pathetic but it's all she's got.

Guy1: "Dude look at that chick with the hug tits. She's kind of hot."

Guy2: "No dude, don't bother. That's Melanie, she's just a conceited, butter faced, Big Breasted Buffoon."

by Justsomeguy75 December 24, 2009

Breast Smother

When a woman lowers her very large breasts into a guy's (or girl's) face and absolutely smothers them to the point that they cannot breathe. It is one of the greatest pleasures along with facesitting. It's fun when the woman does breath play. For example, the woman smothers the man with her breasts until he squirms, she lets him take a nice big gasp of air, then she lowers herself back onto his face, repeating the process over and over. Another thing that is fucking amazing is when the woman clasps her thighs around the guy's waist, thus body scissoring him, as she breast smothers him.

Shelby wrapped her fit shapely thighs around Jason's waist and lowered her huge juggs into his face and breast smothered him relentlessly. He was totally helpless as he squirmed and struggled under her huge breasts as he was squeezed so tightly between her strong thighs which locked around him like a vice grip.

by Dancing with Fire November 28, 2011

Brewstied

Having a surplus of excess cash. Refers to the 1985 motion picture "Brewster's Millions" starring Richard Pryor.

Used commonly around the Merseyside area of England, UK.

Dave: "Hey mate, you coming out tonight?"
John: "Yeah mate, just been paid, I'm Brewstied!"

by Apmeister_General February 13, 2012

Paget Brewster

the ceo of pointing at stuff in pictures on instagram

Paget Brewster is the queen of the phrase one finger, two words.

by technologygreatgranny May 24, 2020

breastfast

breastfast - (v.) ,(n.) - refers to the early part of a morning whenyour waking up and need to break your fast not with food , but with indulging in and motorboatin' the shit out of some nice big breasts. to break your fast with breasts.......breastfast ( breastfasting)

as i woke up , i looked over and saw the huge tits on the girl from last night. i decided to get up and have breastfast.

or

i seen this dude this morning in the other apartment without the blinds closed straight breastfasting on his wife

by wterasta March 11, 2010