breastiny

The fate of a woman with large silicone breast implants.

It was Pamela's breastiny to be chosen as the new Playboy Playmate.

by Jill Sherman January 30, 2007

Breastiquette

The correct manners regarding how people conduct themselves around a woman's boobs.

Charles' bad breastiquette got him disgusting glares from the girls around him.

by Shile4444 August 6, 2009

breastidigitation

1. Performance of or skill in performing magic or conjuring tricks with the breasts; sleight of hand.

2. To use one's breasts, cleavage, or nipples to distract or disorient others in an act of deceitful cleverness.

1. She used breastidigitation to pull a rabbit out of her bra.

2. She used breastidigitation to get out of a speeding ticket.

by caving311 September 28, 2009

Yeastie Beastie

When you have a yeast infection.

I had sex a week ago, and now I have a yeastie beastie

by Meredith and Erin May 31, 2007

Theory of Breastitivity

A theory derived from the notion that both male and female beings have an eternal fascination and attraction to the female's breasts, no matter the being's sexual orientation.

Male- "Wow, you have got some swell tits."
Female- "Wow, I do have got some swell tits."
Profesor- "That's the Theory of Breastitivity.

by mhm jharty September 21, 2011

beastie-tee

A Tee (T-Shirt) of the Beastie Boys. Durrrrrrr.

If your looking this up then I know you've been reading tool lyrics.

I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a dope beastie-tee, nipple rings
Lyrics by Tool

by Scruffy McJizzel November 30, 2006

breasticles

Breasts which, at one time, were very large but have become saggy, thus resembling testicles.

"Don't let your mom on the trampoline! She'll beat herself to death with those breasticles!"

by HairFarmer January 18, 2008