BDWD (Brain Dead Work Disorder)

The manor in which ones brain ceases normal cerebral function in such form as a coma. Typically induced from repetitive remedial tasks in which the brain slowly shuts down for long periods of time.
Symptoms:
Bleeding of the eye sockets
Uncontrolled urges to Punch, and hit.
Slow physical response.
Loss of speech and lack of saliva control

Dude, Smith is just sitting at his desk drooling and is not responding to anyone, He totaly has BDWD (Brain Dead Work Disorder)

by flynbrian January 13, 2009

Fashionably Brain-dead

A fashionably brain-dead person is someone who typically is wealthy, tan, dresses well, and keeps "popular" company, but who is completely unreflective and prone to drama about petty personal issues.

Did you see his fashionably brain-dead girlfriend? She's good-looking, but I think I'd stab myself if I had to talk to her for more than five minutes.

The party was good enough, but the company was a little too fashionably brain-dead for my taste.

by Bellingson April 30, 2010

finna brain dead

When you or your friend is so stupid, they are one step away from being brain dead

Friend 1: dude my piss still burns a week after sex that's how i know that pussy was fire
me: bruh finna brain dead

by DoggoSouls January 15, 2020

Dead Brain

When you put dumb weight in your body and your brain shuts down.

Did you know 30%fat or more is called Dead Brain?

by Everyone Us September 4, 2018

dead brian

After old mate Brian appeared on cigarette packets in Australia, it only makes sense that cigarettes should be called dead brians.

Hey James, pass me a dead brian.

by Oldmatebrian March 2, 2014

Are you fucking braindead dude?

When a goose thinks he is ultimately right even above all others including 1A-1 himself.

Josh: Do you want to help the community or yourself?
Shiv: Are you fucking braindead dude? Myself
Val: CHOCOLATE!!!!

by GOOSESTEP9000 November 16, 2018

Braindead Elie

A double negative and an oxymoron, for when you want to call someone intelligent, smart, and classy in a comical manner. Consisting of two words braindead, when someone who's brain does not work; and an Elie, the one who masters the true power of the blade to become a professional e-girl puller. When you see this motha fucka walkin' the block you know this fools gonna solve cancer. A Braindead Elie can come in many forms such as a Chad or a professional street nigga.

"YOOO MAN HOW DID THE CHEM TEST GO?"
"Honestly bro, I think I Braindead Elie'ed this test"

"Shit babe I didn't pull out in time"
"You fucking Elie!"

by ElieLover69 January 25, 2022