Bradford, Ontario

A small town in southern Ontario which is likely the most boring place you will ever go. Not somewhere you want to live under any circumstances.

Wow, watching paint dry is almost as boring as living in Bradford, Ontario!

by Goose9 September 20, 2016

Bradford high school

a place where the yee yee boys and the hot cheetos girls come together in one shitty high school.

fights are here often, same with drugs.

“Have you heard about the fight at the bradford high school between tyrone and wyatt?”
“Yeah it was over a vape in the boys bathroom.”

by Pseudonym Phyfe September 1, 2021

Bad Bradford

When your fucking anally and the man pisses while the woman is shitting

Susan and Fred committed a bad Bradford

by TheBadBraffordBandit November 2, 2018

Northeast Bradford Highschool

The school that’s in between a crick and a corn field

“I graduated in a class with 50 other kids, and most of them were related” “ Oh you went to Northeast Bradford Highschool”

by Hungry howie December 29, 2019

Bradford Strangler

The process of masturbating with a belt around your neck as you are sitting on the edge of a chair. As you come, you slide off of the chair and get choked by the belt. It is recommended that this technique be done with a spotter.

I had to go over to Mike's house last night. He needed my belt and assistance to perform a Bradford Strangler.

by CrazyRedneck701 November 13, 2010

Dusty Bradford

A 'dusty bradford' is where you and a girl (or man, if you swing that way) are about to have anal sex. The taker usually wants it lubed up in one way or another, and instead of doing it, you lie and say you're ready to go and just shove it in there dry. Usually a form of punishment to the partner.

girl- "do me from behind"
guy- "okay give me a sec" (shoves it in unexpectantly)
girl- "OUCH! i didnt ask for a dusty bradford!"

by Dusty the clown February 17, 2010

Bradford

A small town in McKean county, in Pennsylvania. There isn't really anything to do, except go to Wal-Mart. Welfare bums are here, and it's tough on the working people (because all of our taxes to those worthless pieces of shit people). We have some pretty good forests here. These assholes who claim "redneck jokes apply here" and whatnot, are full of shit. There are hardly any rednecks here, just wiggers. The welfare bums are all wiggers, or too lazy to get off their worthless asses and get a effing job at McDonalds

We probably have world record for "Town with most potholes", and our weather sucks

Home of the Zippo lighter.

New Yorker: Wow, Bradford is full of rednecks
Bradfordian: You fucking retard, this hole is full of wiggers, and welfare bums.

by x3991 October 21, 2008