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Setting goals & Smoking bowls

The activity of being productive, yet able to enjoy some doobage now and again.

Coined by midwestern author Doug Milam the the mid-1990s.
"the week of Final Exams was a blur... We were settin' goals, and smokin' bowls".
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dream bowls 

A pipe packed first with high grade marijuana then dusted heavily with keef and topped off with a chunk of hash.
those dream bowl tokes got me way high.
dream bowls by george January 20, 2005
Hey man, wanna match some bowls?
bowls by bdillz August 24, 2008

monkey bowls 

small bowls used at restaurants to serve side-dishes and dipping sauce. called monkey bowls because they look as if they are used to serve the brain of a monkey.
"T, where the hell are all the goddamn monkey bowls?!?!"
monkey bowls by pooperbean June 28, 2007

Bowlsworth 

When the amount of weed you have is only equal to one bowl.
I have a bowlsworth left, so let us share it.

bowlscraper 

(noun) an exceptionally long persistent turd when excreted from the anus lands in the bowl touching both sides so that when it is flushed does not go down but just spins creating a brown ring, causing repetitive flushing, and fear of overflow.
Michele- "C'mon Todd, just exactly what were you doing in there for so long? There's twenty people out here waiting."
Todd- "Sorry honey but that bowlscraper seemed almost alive. I finally had to reach in and break it in half."
Leah- "Thanks for sharing Todd. Would you please refrain from eating the chip and dip."