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Russian Bottled Water 

You know what---let's catch a cab back home because Serge has really been hitting the Russian bottled water pretty hard tonight and he just shouldn't drive.

ketchup bottled 

verb. 1. to have one's penish smashed with the palm of his unexperienced girlfried's hand during a handjob.
2. to have one's dick smashed as if it was a ketchup bottle.
1. That dude can't walk cuz his dick got ketchup bottled last night.
2. "Damn girl, why did you have to ketchup bottle me.... that really hurt bad, now my dick is bleeding."
ketchup bottled by JandE August 5, 2008

the bottled water bandit

An unofficial supervillain that steals peoples water bottles and throws them in public spaces
news: over 40 people report their water bottles missing

me: damn the bottled water bandit must have done this

water bottled 

The shock one gets when they take a huge drink of what they think is water only to find out its Vodka ( or some other clear alcohol)
What the fuck that defiantly was not water I just got water bottled
water bottled by blonde bomber September 9, 2011

bottle it 

When you're on the verge of doing something awesome but back out at the last second or fail to accomplish your objectives due to cowardice.

Whether it's gaining a sizable lead during a Street Fighter match but ultimately losing or posting an inflamatory response on the forum then deleting it are two common examples of how to bottle it.

Also see bottler.
Oh my god, he's going to bottle it... BOTTLER!
bottle it by TheFunPolice May 14, 2005

Hom Bottler 

The excretion of fluids after a very large animal is removed from the rectum. Nasty stuff.
"Man, I heard about that gerbil incident a couple days ago"
"Yeah the worst part was the hom bottler"
Hom Bottler by Hom Bottler March 28, 2015