bottled-cat

The idea of placing a cat in a bottle in order for it to have stunted growth in the same way a Bonsai tree is stunted in its growth. This is entirely impossible for obvious reasons though an ignorant community believes in the existence of the practice because of novelty items for sale in places like China, India, and Mexico.

I just bought a bottled-cat at the store and it really fits in a bottle!

by Steven Smith, Ph. D December 29, 2007

Rusty Catsup Bottle

The sexual act of a woman defecating on a penis before vaginal intercourse while being on her period.

She lovingling performed a rusty catsup bottle with her boyfriend last night.

by Mahoney69 June 16, 2014