bootyism

The religion of booty

''Fuck those other boring ass religions dude, I just converted to bootyism, best shit EVER!!!''

by longjonsilverticklemeelmo April 11, 2010

Bootyism

The gospel according to Beyonce. Often confused with Buddhism.

Todd: I'm thinking about converting to Bootyism.

Michael: Nah man, it's BUDDHISM.

Todd: No, cause in Bootyism all you do is worship ass.

by Marfdin April 20, 2010

Bootyass

An increment of measurement in Morristown New Jersey used by the African American youth. The scientific measurement of a "bootyass" amount is still unknown but it is assumed to mean "many" or " a lot".

Not a phrase one uses unless you are trying to make a point, like how frustrated you are that the bike you once owned was stolen so much you no longer have it.

Usually used when one is talking very loudly, enough for other pedestrian tourists to overhear your situation and laugh at your interesting slang term.

Frustrated NJ Girl: I had a bike once, but they stole it bootyass times!!

NY tourist: wow, you'd only hear someone say that in Morristown New Jersey.

by confused pedestrian August 16, 2012

boygasm

When you experience something really exciting that it makes you giddy like a small child.

Taylor had a boygasm when he found out that Colin also played World of Warcraft.

by Sarah Geis April 21, 2008

Bootgasam

The sexual, euphoric climax one feels when slipping into a luxurious pair of footwear.

Heather had a hard time choosing between what Geof can do to her body and the Bootgasam the new shoes she just purchased, luckily she can have both in her life.

by ShortSmartSassySweet February 15, 2022

Bootyism

Bootyism is a (quite good) religion, in which it’s followers believe in the booty, twerking, and performing booty popping. It is a monotheistic religion, led by the almighty baddie, Lenny. Lenny is quite special, as he has a triangular booty. That is the only thing that is special about Lenny’s body.

I follow bootyism.
He is a bootyist.

by jackedak May 11, 2023

boozyasm

Another name for female breasts

wow! those are some nice boozyasms ya got there!

by Boner Owner March 12, 2009