Bookies pencil

Short penis with no girth whatsoever

I caught a glimpse of Dave's cock in the changing room at work ..... fuckin thing looks like a bookies pencil. I've seen more girth on a maccy d's straw. When he fucks his missus it must be like throwing a chip up dartford tunnel.

by Ivornumbnuts June 8, 2019

Swan Ana Bonokiss

A omish/Polish/Norwegian greeting. In english average people would just say "Hi how are you doing?". But some assholes decide to say "Hi, you fail at life and are a fuck". Norwegian/Polish/Omish assholes say swan ana bonokiss.

Person 1"Hi (insert Polish/Omish/Norwegian name) how are you doing today?"

Person 2"Oh Swan Ana Bonokiss"

Person 1"Fuck off not all of us have large genitailia!"

by Shamrock the irish dude October 1, 2009

bookist

The act of or someone who discriminates against books, whether it be by their covers, descriptions, author, etc. (for no sensible reason)

Eric is bookist since he refused to read The Hunger Games because of its cover.

by G77 April 20, 2014

boodissey

the fragrance of booty, dick, and pussy; that after sex smell.

Bitch, we done filled this room with boodissey. Your shit id funky!

by Nathan Hess April 14, 2004

boodissey

the combined smell of vagina and anus.

The girls locker room smells like boodissey.

by Rooster June 4, 2002

boykisser

also known as a gay person. this is what you are, the best insult for any age because you cant come up with a good insult

Are you a boykissert

by AirBreatherXD June 5, 2023

boodissy

1. (n.) Something that smells horribly foul.

2. (adj.) Smelling horribly foul.

1. "Damn y'all, it smell like boodissy in here."

2. "Cripes, it smells all boodissy in this room even after spraying Febreze every which way; hmmm, maybe my fungi-infested feet and the two-week old salami sitting on my shelf....or maybe i'm just imagining the smell."

by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006