Pussy Boogers

Small globs of toilet paper in the vagina resulting from not wiping thoroughly.

Could you please remove those pussy boogers before I eat?

by roberto September 18, 2003

queef boogers

chunks of cum that fly out after hard rough sex

"DUDE queef boogers, watch out!"

by tootly timm June 24, 2009

eye boogers

the plica (PLY-ka) semilunaris (sem-ee-LOO-ner-is), which is located around the eye makes eye mucus or waste

There is a big piece mucus in the corner of your eye, it must have taken the plica semilunaris a long time to make it.

by smarty:P March 1, 2004

finger boogers

The booger like crumbs that are in a dirty keyboard.

I just cleaned the keyboard at work for the first time in 2 years and there were a ton of finger boogers in it... gross.

by Sentinel64 June 12, 2008

moofty boogers

A slang term for the byproduct of the self cleaning vaginal oven, a moofty is a vagina, and a booger is a booger, people don't really talk about the moofty boogers but everyone has seen one.

Guy. "Dude have you seen Virginias oven lately?"

Other guy. "Yeah dude, moofty boogers to the max"

Alan. " omg did you see Sandi's undies on the bathroom floor?"

Steve. " yeah bro, moofty's for days!!!" moofty booty

by Moof moof May 30, 2016

sneaky boogers

The boogers that are left behind after blowing your nose. You can either still feel them or you are embarassed later when you find they're still there from someone else. You have to take your finger and scrape the size of your nose to catch it. The word is a take on the British phrase 'sneaky bugger'.booger, boogers, nose bogey, snot, nose, nasal archaeology, digging for gold, pick me a winner

I always have to blow my nose several times to make sure I don't have any sneaky boogers before going on air.

by joecoolthefool August 1, 2016

Car Boogers

The frozen slush crud that accumulates in wheel wells of cars during winter. Looks disgusting as snot and some people will try to kick it loose only to hurt their big toe.

Hey Jim , You got some nasty car boogers there. Maybe the car wash will get them off.

by G.Horus Alltree February 6, 2019