hudson bonner

The type of dude to eat and skeet

Did you see hudson bonner?

Ya he did the ol’ eat and skeet

by Taylor223 May 24, 2021

coke bonner

When you're on gear and have managed to secure a woman - you try getting an erection but can't get it up due to the coke in your system. The base is slightly hard but the rest of your penis is flaccid.

"I was so rushing last night I couldn't get it up. I had to thumb my coke bonner in her..."

by Huntycfc91 December 16, 2015

nerd with a bonner

When you're into video games and other nerdy things and something is making your dick hard, you become a nerd with a bonner.

(bonner pronounced like bawn-er)

nerd with a bonner here, lookin at naked pics of samus

by Nerd With A Bonner August 12, 2011

crock and bonner

Slang for cock and balls, derived from the clothing brand croft and barrow.

Then she licked my Crock and Bonner!

by Trobb23 November 17, 2006

shit bonner

when you get a bonner while taking a shit or before taking a shit.

while i was using the bathroom a got a shit bonner

by 102938475610293847561029384756 August 25, 2010

Gym Bonner

A hard on you get in coed gym class

I got a Gym Bonner yesterday in gym class

by Big Gig May 27, 2019

E-bonner

a bonner so hard it bends in your pant at 90 degree angle.

when I saw Jenniefer Aniston in real life i got the worst E-bonner

by notalexbermdez... March 6, 2009