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Bonzai

A word that means a beat has dropped and or someone is making a awesome beat
YOOOO THIS GUY IS MAKING THE BIGGEST BONZAI (thats what she said)
by B_____________________ December 21, 2019
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Bongsai

A marijuana plant grown to the size and shape of a bonsai tree.
"Is that a bonsai tree?"
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"No it's a bongsai tree."
by Stinkfart420 September 1, 2021
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bonzai marketing

The best marketing agency in Quebec. The owners are professional, smart & sexy. They offer the best marketing services you could ask for.
OMG my sales are going to the mooon since I work with Bonzai Marketing agency!!!
by Bonzai Marketing November 23, 2021
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Bonzai

Typically used as an exclamatory utterance in the throes of passion, when male or female or both, reach apex ecstasy of “boom-boom-sexy-play-time-CHOO-CHOO”; also, a miniature tree that requires pristine grooming frequently, but swears that it has nothing to do with the size of his dick
Dude: OMG I’m gonna cum!
Girl: OMG I’m cumming!
Dude & Girl: BONZAI!!!
by shan onyx January 18, 2022
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bongailas

Bongailas is the best surname anyone could have, better than any other!! Only the best humans have the honour to have this surname.
Bongailas is the best surname anyone could have, better than any other!! Only the best humans have the honour to have this surname.
by Surname master May 28, 2022
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Bongzapasta

The "Bongzapasta" is a copypasta used by members of the "Fishtank Live" community. It was originally coined by XxBøngZaRippaxX, an avid Twitch user and early simp/supporter/paypig of BinxBasilisk, a Twitch streamer who was featured as a contestant on the third season of Fishtank Live, a 24/7 live-streamed web show created by Jet Neptune and comedian Sam Hyde. After season three concluded and was back at her home, Binx did a live-stream where she accidentally showed a direct message sent to her by XxBøngZaRippaxX on Discord. In the message, XxBøngZaRippaxX asked whether or not she received the other 6 packages he had sent her (he sent 10 all together), and shared his latest Twitch username, which was XThe7DeadlySinsX. XxBøngZaRippaxX then proceeded to confess his love for Binx, and thus the Bongzapasta was born:

"This is definitely stupid of me to even tell you but here i go anyway.
I have caught feelings for you binx. It's because you are beyond beautiful and just your personality, kindness, genuine beauty, the cute little things you do and your funny. You truly are perfect in every single way Binx. I also do really care about you binx.

Well definitely stupid of me since you mentioned that weed thing on stream tonight"
"Can you please, for the love of God, stop posting the bongzapasta? It's getting old."

"I sent the bongzapasta to a girl I've been talking to on Tinder. She hasn't messaged me back, and it's been a week already. Pretty sure it's over."

"The bongzapasta is only funny when it's been translated into a bunch of different languages."
by d8k8p8 December 14, 2024
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David Bongailas

David bongaillas is a small minecraft youtuber with only 189 subscribers as of now. he makes only the most epic minecraft content!! He also plays minecraft with kylsibrplayz. please subscribe to him!!
by peter griffinamogusussy March 8, 2023
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