Boned 

You turn into a skeleton

“Duuudeee you’re so boned!!” Some wipes as
“Damn…” (me now as a skeleton)

Boned by Amazing jizz October 15, 2023

boned it 

A phrase expressed when dominance is established. Or something.

A: If my dog were as ugly as you, I'd save his butt, and teach him how to walk backwards!
B: You boned him, man!

A: So how did your test go?
B: Boned it!

boned it by nachtisch September 2, 2010

Boned Out 

To run the fuck out of there!
To run like a crazy fucker in any one direction as fast as hell.
To go fast as fuck.

Damn! The popo came and the robber boned out of there. Then that copper boned out after him.

Boned Out by gundamNIT January 14, 2003

Boned in the seed 

Getting ultimately fucked over in the seeding of a sports tournament

Man, we got boned in the seed because of last weeks game!

Boned in the seed by coachrob69 February 18, 2019

boned up 

The past tense of bone up, meaning literally to have an erect penis, or figuratively to be aroused, excited, or enthused.

Damn, girl, you got me all boned up, and now I gotta tape it to my leg.

boned up by JPT, cunning linguist December 29, 2007

Boned Smile 

The smile you get when you're around a friend who's mom, sister, or girlfriend you have boned (had sex with).

"I can't go around mike, I'll get a Boned Smile."

Boned Smile by Hobo Destroyer September 26, 2009

boned and owned 

A descriptive phrase, referring to the ramifications of seemingly consequence-free coitus, which may include one or several of the following:

1. Pregnancy
2. Emotional attachment
3. STD
4. Unexpected "in a relationship" status appearing on said boning partner's facebook page
5. Falling into a relationship without intending to

I told my brother to use a condom with that skanky ass ho! Now he's boned and owned!!!

boned and owned by Dr. Evil 518 September 10, 2010