Bumfton

A privately educated male in his early to late 20s. Displays an arrogant and obnoxious attitude, often heard bragging loudly about how much his father earns. A bumfton looks down on state school educated people or would commonly be oblivious to their existence as they, in their eyes, are not even worthy of a gaze. Their natural habitat is South East Asian countries such as Thailand where they spend their gap year drinking on their father's money and being insensitive to local culture and other tourists. They often like to boast about helping poor people of the world, when in reality they spent the night with a child prostitute and then vomiting outside a sacred temple. Despite having the best possible education, spoon fed every mark they receive, the typically bumfton is relatively dense and would not survive if it were not for the job a family member lines up for them the moment they are born.

Bumfton #1: Hey Tarquin have you been to Kho Phi Phi yet?
Bumfton #2: Yah Rupert my dad bought it the other day
Normal person: Fucking bumftons

by Bumfton October 12, 2013

Bofti

Its a scottish word for a homosexueal

Mikey: I love to shop
Mark: Oh my fucking god, you're such a bofti!

by Julessmokespot August 14, 2007

Boft

1) to punch someone really hard and make a noise

2) to sleep with someone super hot

1) “He was giving me shit so I bofted him”
2) “Did you boft her bro!”

by Kianmullen October 29, 2017

bomt

It's used to break an awkward situation or reject someone.

Guy:"Do you want to make out"
Girl:"Bomt"

by Amree May 18, 2014

bombton

Bombton = Compton.

Bloods call Compton Bombton because they change words that starts with C to their language.

My nigga I'mstraight outta Bombton!

by M.Aziz March 21, 2016

bomf

Short for "Balls On My Face," indicating extreme displeasure and annoyance arising from some situation

Also short for actual balls being on your face.

"Bomf!"
"Dude I was just thinking about how it is bomf that you are not going to be in NJ this summer."
"Put your bomf"

by Shannon Ealy May 28, 2007

bomit

bomit When you burp and acidic spew comes up and leaves your mouth tasting of vomit.

"eeeww i just did a stinking bomit"

by Danni October 19, 2004