Bog

When one person positions themselves in such a way that their buttocks is in direct conjunction with the buttocks of another. Once this position is achieved, the two parties proceed to fart at precisely the same time, thus canceling out the fart itself.

"Man, did you hear about Melissa and Gail bogging last night? that's disgusting!"

"To err is human, to bog is divine"- William Shakespeare.

by Rick and Anthony. October 20, 2008

Bog

A Cigarette

Hey man, can I bum a bog?

by Lenchodelcarteadios September 18, 2009

bog

you are all wrong. bog is simply an irish gaelic word that means "soft".

bog means soft in irish gaelic

by how 'bout nooo March 8, 2005

bog

Euphemism: pertaining to female genitalia; full, wet and swollen with life.

A cunnilinguist by trade, Stephen liked nothing more than dredging the bog from time to time.

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

bog

have you ever been to the toilet and that black object the size of your arm has dropped out of your pooper and clogged the toilet . well thats pretty much a bog

Eamon I could do three shit and they wouldnt be the size of your bog

by dunk November 5, 2003

Bog

A term used to describe a less than desirable woman. Similar to minging.

"That woman over there is an absolute bog"

by Madman Opus October 30, 2014

Bog

To bust ass, or let a particularly "ripe one" loose.

After eating chili and hard boiled eggs for lunch, phil bogged in class and completely cleared the room.

by thatoneguywhodoesthings December 14, 2008