conquest boxers

Boxers stolen after a night of good drunken sex.

She has like 20 conquest boxers. What a playa.

by yargh September 6, 2005

nutty boxers

when you were boxers for 3 days then they get sweaty and nutty.

hey kyle i swear your nutty boxers were a we bit nutty the other day

by Daniel shaw May 20, 2008

boxers

Best underwear ever. Like government, underwear's sole purpose sould be to protect the people without taking away too much of their freedom. Boxers serve this purpose greatly. They prevent the chafin of the genitals while letiing the balls go free.

Look better on women than men? Not really. Well, I guess they do, because women are women and men are men and I'm not attratced to men, so yeah. As for them being the only type of men's underwear that look better on women than men, hell no. Of course, it would be disturbing to see a chick in boxer briefs with the crotch holder hanging out, but I'd much rather see a chick in men's briefs than boxers.

Boxers seperate the men from the boys.

by oh shit i'm dead January 29, 2005

Backup Boxers

Underwear one resorts to wearing only when in desperate need of doing laundry. Though these undergarments may be ugly, fit weirdly, or have holes, one has chosen not to throw them out just so they can serve this purpose. Such undergarments may be deemed unwearable for a regular day, but are still one step above re-wearing dirty underwear, allowing the user to postpone doing his laundry for one more day.

Guy 1: What the hell man... why are you wearing olive green boxers with a hole in the crotch?

Guy 2: They're backup boxers... I wasn't paying attention to how much underwear I had left and I ran out of good pairs.

by Captain-Underpants April 27, 2010

Boxers

The best and coolest type of underwear. worn by both women and men. The only bad thing about them is they don't hide boners. They are the best to wear in a boys locker room, because they are cool. they come in many styles and colors. They are loose fitting, short shorts worn underneath pants. they are made of either soft cotton or a scratchy material and have elastic in the waistband only. They are the only underwear to sag in.

In the locker room at my school boys get pantsed and wegies all the time. The ones who get pantsed and have boxers on are left alone after. The ones with other underwear are given wedgies.

by anjamin April 24, 2009

boxers

What people wear and therefore think they're the shit, but will only lead to badly bruised balls.

During cross-country practice, gs68 nearly destroyed his balls because he was wearing boxers.

by dj gs68 August 4, 2003

bmxer

Someone who rides a bmx. Does tricks and dangerous stuff to make it look cool. Can often be found hanging with 'skaters' and/or 'mountain bikers'
Townies are often seen on bmxs, and tell all their 'bredrins' about how good they are. dont believe them they are all crap. A bmxer usually wears jeans, mainly because they are protective, also coz they are cooler than stupid 'akademik' tracksuits.(dont u just love the irony in 'akademik') Townies dont like bmxers, but they dont hate them like skaters.

*bmxer is doing a dirt jump from a hill*
Townie: Oi f*cking gimme dat bike m8
Bmxer:no, its harder than you think
*townie steals bike and rides up the hill*
Bmxer: go on then, do the jump...
Townie:This F*cking bike is f*uckin shit i aint riding it
Bmxer:your just scared lol
*townie chases bmxer for a few seconds then gets out of breath and has to have a fag*

by booboo October 12, 2004