Blunderbuss

A gun with a flared muzzle or disorganized activity.

"I saw a blunderbuss on the street the other day!"

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

Blunderbuss

Organized chaos

My office is a total blunderbuss, so leave me alone vial woman. I’m only kidding. Let me get this under here...”chocolates, for me....please, you probably give these out to all of your patients.” No, I got them for you, your favorite Mars sampler pack.

by Steve Zucchini December 7, 2018

Blunderbuss

A butthole of a mid 40’s male which has the ability to spackle the inside of a toilet with equal parts elegance and pizazz.

Gabe’s blunderbuss is well known to have impacted a bathroom or two.

by Gam Jam23 April 8, 2021

Blunderbuss

A mid-1600s medium-range flintlock pistol or rifle that had an almost cartoon like, wide, outwards curving barrel, and was designed to shoot LITERALLY anything. You could literally shoot a freaking corn out and it would be fine.

lol that blunderbuss was cool

by dictionaryblob128 May 11, 2022

Blunderbuss

Basically a pirate Shawdy Shawdy (shotgun) except extremely inaccurate, dangerous, and pretty strong in Sea of Thieves

Pirate: *pulls out blunderbuss* Yarghh Hand over the treasure ya scurvy dog before i blunderbuss ya to davy jones’s locker
Justin: Bro chill were in sea of thieves

by Soviet Red Soldier June 24, 2022

blunderbussy

def. A penis widened by the use of a phallic shaped object forced through the urethra

Ex. Guy 1: Did you see that session of the Pain Olympics?

Guy 2: Nah what happened?

Guy 1: This guy shoved a dildo up his urethra

turning his penis into a blunderbussy.

by BungusChung October 4, 2023

Blunderbuss shit

When you go to take a shit and a large mass of air has built up resulting a discharge of hot air and medium soft pelts of shit shoot out with high velocity.

I had a lot of beer and pretzels last night and the gas I have is terrible. I had one of those airy shits that shot out like a blunderbuss. I think it’ll call it a blunderbuss shit.

by HeyItsMe! November 29, 2023