A blufkin is when your girlfriend tells your she is going to give you a blumpkin and you go in the bathroom and start taking a shit and she runs in and steals the toilet paper.
by paganopolas September 11, 2009
Get the blufkin mug.Definition revised, disregard previous definition. A blunkie is: the act of receiving oral sex while relieving oneself of excrement. i.e. getting a blow job while taking a shit anytime anywhere.
Josh decideed to grab a magazine and spend some quality time in the bathroom, when his woman surprised him with a blunkie.
by R & R September 7, 2006
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Luke - "Yeah i'll av one then mate, i'll make us blukkas"
Luke - "Yeah i'll av one then mate, i'll make us blukkas"
by Bradford Blukka September 4, 2023
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Being Bluked can ruin your whole day.
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Being Bluked can ruin your whole day.
"No Blukes"
by ageeksayswhat December 1, 2014
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The suduku I was working on was too difficult so I decided to have my wife give me a blumkinuku while I figured it out.
by Bunny420 November 15, 2006
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