Bluesky

Pronounced: blōō-skēē (like brewski)
Noun

The act of getting blue balls after being promised an invitation that never comes.

I thought she was gonna invite me up to her apartment, but instead she gave me a bluesky.

I was excited to join the beta of a trendy new app, but all I got was a bluesky.

by People Paula July 19, 2023

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Blueser

Coined by Kim Iversen

Blueser: bloo͞′zər

Noun

1. Blue and Loser combined

2. A person often referred to as a “liberal” or “leftist” even though they are actually not liberals nor leftists, they are authoritarian “blue no matter who”.

3. A person who gobbles up anything fed to them by the MSM no matter how obviously absurd.

4. A person who denies science when it opposes their approved narrative.

5. A person who desires to silence and censor opposing opinions believing them to be “dangerous misinformation”.

These bluesers don't realize, more than one thing can be true about a topic.

by Untried Genius July 27, 2023

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BluesyFuture

Bluesyfuture is the best COD player on xbox of all time. he makes millions a year just opening up the game . he also hs lots of bitches.

wow i just got killed by BluesyFuture. Im so horny

by Jasepi Baleppi June 14, 2023

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Bluesky

(BLÜ-skē)

A blowjob left unfinished, resulting in blue balls.

Alternate: an app that will never get out of beta

Aw man, I finally hooked up with Jenni, but her dad called in the middle. So all I got was a Bluesky.

Alternate: I just got the best blowjob of my life. It was so good, I have to post about it on Bluesky!

by People Paula September 3, 2023

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