bluehair

Noun: An eldery female, usually with curled, grey-blue hair.

The bluehair cut me off in the fast lane.

by Scaryberry January 21, 2004

blunch

First meal of day eaten at lunchtime. As opposed to brunch which is eaten at 10 or 11, blunch is eaten at 12 or 1.

I wasn't hungry in the morning so I had blunch.

by solidgol September 19, 2012

blechism

A religion started about the belief in a higher being without dogma.

Oh, yeah, Blechism? That belief in a god that doesn't need to hear your prayer to know you are worthy? I'm converting.

by Adam the Dadam November 8, 2004

Blueshit

A more superior form of bullshit that pertains to law enforcement. Law Enforcement Officers have to be excellent bullshitters, so they learn how to "blueshit" in the police academy. "Blueshit" is more thought out, truthful, and superior form of bullshit.

Blueshit is a synonym for pigshit.

Rick Scott getting rid of the Florida Retirement system is blueshit!

by Blue Marksman April 28, 2011

blunch

An action that occurs before, during, and after visiting Cracker Barrel restaurant.

Dude, I was so hungover I had to blunch everywhere this morning, then we had blunch at Cracker Barrel and I've had to blunch out my ass all afternoon.

by tbird06 April 23, 2008

blurch

A belch that brings a small amount of stomach acid into the throat, stopping just short of becoming vomit.

"I can't eat Taco Bell food; it makes me blurch."

by Rev. Ayatollah Mulla Fakir January 11, 2009

bluephie

When a girl is giving a blow job and then the guy ejaculates she blows it back in to his peehole giving him blue balls.

Krista bluephied Aaron last night and he had blue balls for an hour.

by Bluephie_Master June 28, 2009