Bloodsterbate

When your hands are so dry, but your meat stick is screaming for a mayo shower. You power through the skin peeling until your own fiddle stick produces red kool-aid and lubes you to victory.

I couldn't get Jennifer Lopez's attention, so I made my cracked dry hand into a mouth, and bloodsterbated until I needed a transfusion.

by Drek92 November 11, 2021

bloodslat

Bloodslat is can be used in substitution for idiot or dumb.

My bloodslat dog doesn't even know how to play fetch.

by Chris Matamoros January 17, 2024

Bloodshark

a Cisgender person who is overly defensive and celebratory of Transgender behaviour and ideology, usually in a performative or virtue-signalling way. Will sometimes defend trannies and "trans rights" even when not in the presence of a tranny, or anybody who would look positively on them for doing so. A play on words of "Mudshark", the blood being that of a tranny's axe wound.

"I saw Stacey post a trans flag on her insta story, she's such a Bloodshark".

by TableGrables August 8, 2025