Bronsexual

Bronsexual is a term used to describe someone who loves and defend LeBron James more than life.

A Bronsexual is NOT a fan of any particular team other than Team Bron.

A Bronsexual does not have the ability to go back and forth with an intelligent basketball discussion.

A Bronsexual is quick to resort to bragging about off the court accomplishments in a very sad attempt to claim that their guy is the goat.

When a Bronsexual runs out of ammunition to argue with they will resort to their safe word by simply saying "YOU A HATER".

A Bronsexual can't help themselves to the point where they feel that they have to defend his honor and his legacy each and every time they see a post that does not glorify LeBron James

Shannon Sharpe is the biggest Bronsexual of them all because he almost got into a fight with LeBron's opposing team during the game trying to defend his King.

by LeBron Blames February 18, 2023

Bronsexual

A term used by haters of LeBron James to describe fans of James, while not realizing that they are in fact the bronsexuals. They bring up useless bad stats from games he played seven years in the past to justify their hate for him, can make any topic about LeBron, cum on themselves when anything bad happens to LeBron, and overall just cannot stop talking about LeBron James. Typically massive Michael Jordan stans. Skip Bayless is the head Bronsexual.

John: This guy on twitter just called me a bronsexual.

Joe: what’s his twitter name?
John: @lechoke3-5lebumsux
Joe: just ignore him. He’s the real bronsexual. He has a whole twitter page dedicated to LeBron.

by Russell George May 31, 2018

bandsexual

a male or female who instead of using sexual reproduction or asexual reproduction uses the saxophone to reach happiness or climax.

Yanni sat in the back of the band room and inserted her saxophone inside of her and found God.

by Nicki December 2, 2004

Blomosexual

A man who considers himself straight, but allows gay men to perform oral sex on them.

I'm not gay but when I was in prison I was a blomosexual.

by blacksheeep September 2, 2010

Bronsexual

Bronsexuals are 14 year olds (or manchildren with a 14 year old mentality) that like the idea of winning, so they follow LeBron wherever he goes. But being the contrarian idiots that they are, they need to justify their bandwagoning behavior by saying outlandish and downright stupid things like, LeBron is the GOAT or Lebron is better than Jordan. In a bronsexuals mind, taking up an unpopular (but stupid) opinion makes them the underdogs, despite Lebrons constant antics of sabotaging NBA free agency and buying himself championship rings, of which even then, he still has a losing record.

Bronsexual: Lebron is the GOAT! Jordan sucks, he lost in the first round.
Rational Person: Jordan lost in first round without legit superstars around him unlike Lebron, who builds and hijacks the NBA to get cheap and easy rings.

by LeBumJames April 11, 2022

Reverse Bronsexual

A person who hides his fandom for LeBron James by exhibiting hate by any means necessary, usually by using the word Bronsexual often. Or by always bringing up LeBron James in a negative way and labeling it as criticism

Reverse Bronsexuals usually say: LeBron James is soft, watch the Bronsexuals come flock to this comment...they think he's perfect and above criticism...

by Burr713 February 2, 2019

Bronsexual

Someone who posts non-stop about LeBron James whether it be good or bad.

My friend Jeremy is such a Bronsexual. He won’t stop posting about LeBron James. I think he dreams every night about him.

by Dr Right Now July 9, 2023