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blinker fluid

(btw i totally met a girl who fell for this)

a really good almost-real-sounding term to use with the intent of throwing off a ditz.
Crystal: "My right blinker doesnt work."
James: "You're probably out of blinker fluid."
(later at auto zone)
Crystal: "I would like to buy some blinker fluid, please."
Clerk: "What the hell??"
by jackieshmackie April 17, 2006
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blinkenlights

A humorous hacker's term for diagnostic lights on old mainframe computers and modern network hardware. The word is supposed to give the average English speaker the impression that it is a German word. The word comes from a warning sign written in mangled mock German and typically printed in a blackletter-Gothic font, that used to be popular under computer room personal in the U.S.A.
ACHTUNG! Alles touristen und non-technischen looken peepers!
Das machine control is nicht fur gerfinger-poken und mittengrabben. Oderwise is easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowen fuse, und poppencorken mit spitzensparken.
Der machine is diggen by experten only. Is nicht fur geverken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseenen keepen das cotten picken hands in das pockets, so relaxen und watchen das blinkenlights.
by RagingR2 July 15, 2007
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12 O'Clock Blinker

Someone who is so inept of technical knowledge that all clocks in his or her house blink 12:00 constantly. (VCR, Microwave, etc.)
That 12 O'Clock Blinker couldn't figure out how to make toast let alone reboot her computer.
by Ed Shusky January 9, 2006
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blinket

Our blinket always goes out to dinner on Friday nights.
by knuck2 October 24, 2009
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BLINK 182

A pop punk band formed in 1992 by guitarist Tom Delonge and bassist Mark Hoppus. First drummer was Scott Raynor. Formally known as Blink, they had to change their name to avoid a lawsuit from an Irish band with the same name.

Later on in 1997, Scott decided to leave the band to pursue his education, so new drummer Travis Barker joined. Since then, they have come out with 6 LPs. In 2005, the band took a break to spend more time with their families.
Blink 182 was Sally's favorite band.
by oh so lovely September 18, 2005
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Blinkhole

Someone you doesn’t use their blinker when driving
*beep* Use your turn signal, Blinkhole!!
by Alangevin January 29, 2020
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Très blinka

Wanneer iets heel hard blinkt dan is het très blinka. Niet te verwarren met concentratiekamp Treblinka.
Dat zilverwerk blinkt heel hard, zeg. Het is très blinka.
by Oilsjteneir aaaa bliejken November 8, 2020
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