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blisterfeld

The situation in which when one is walking and nearly collides with another person, then each awkwardly shuffles from side to side in an attempt to pass the other, but they each take a step to the same side, and therefore block one another once again. This one step to the side is usually followed up by another step to the other side, by both people. One typically then relinquishes walking space to the other, so that they may continue on their way.
I was walking down the street, when I had a blisterfeld with this other guy. It took us a couple of seconds to get past each other.
by duplicity vega December 29, 2009
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Pinky blister

When a guy gets a little to rough on the pussy and she gets a blister
Ah man my pussy hurts I think I have a pinky blister
by Racist rapist January 25, 2018
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blister fister

Taking a lit cigarette and burning the rim of the anus. As the blisters appear you pop them with a forward motion of the fist using the pus as lubricant for easy insertion.
My butt is so sore after a blister fister
by Goodaz April 25, 2011
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cock blister

Cock Blister, (noun) cock-blister
1)A sore that occurrs on the "cock" from exsessive cock beatingor masterbation.
2)A swelling of a localized area resulting from dry humping.
3)A bump of puss aquired from your friendly naborhood ho. Probably should get that checked.
4)Resulting from chaffing from clothing during pilates.Fag.
1)Why are you acting like a "Cock Blister"?
2)Your about as smart as a "Cock Blister", cause yer heads' full of puss.
3) Thats about as painful as a "Cock Blister"!
by NickName4U May 2, 2006
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blister

A type of retail packaging that looks like a transparent bubble glued or taped to a cardboard backing.
"He was selling a vintage star wars figure but the blister was coming unglued from the cardback"
by TC84 February 12, 2013
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Hipster-blister

The physical manifestation of the pain hipsters inflict upon society.
George: Man, this blister has been around ever since Bon Iver!!

Paul: What you've got there is a hipster-blister. Rub some dirt on it and stop wearing those Toms shoes, it'll go away.
by 3bonie November 23, 2011
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Millennium Falcon Blasters

When you put 2 fingers in her vagina and 2 fingers in her asshole. Then in a alternating thrusting action like the blasters of the Millennium Falcon from Star Wars, you make laser blaster sounds as well. You can also quote Star Wars while in the sexual act, like:
"Don't get cocky kid!"
"They're coming too fast!"
I was doing the the
Millennium Falcon Blasters on my girl last night and she screamed like a Tie Fighter!
by D.Star January 17, 2009
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