Northern Colorado Battering Ram

When your fucking a girl from behind and you lose wood because of whiskey dick so you continue to try to ram your soft penis in her. Making it seem like you are some kind of battering ram.

"I was banging Suzie and I lost my wood so I just gave her the northern colorado battering ram until I got tired"

by Little Boy's Dick June 7, 2009

Blistering Bull

When a man's sexual reproductive tool is bruised and battered after some rough loving, he now has the dreaded "Blistering Bull". Most often caused by extended dry humping. Very painful, limits your sexual use for a few days, but usually comes with a good story.

"Man so I hooked up with that one chick, and let me tell you: crazy night! I mean it was wild and rough. But I woke up sore this morning, and looked down, and to my horror, sure enough, I had a big red Blistering Bull!

by Ken Griffey, Jr. May 18, 2007

Essex County Battering Ram

A plastic chip of a certain thickness that is used to jimmy open locked doors. Bus passes are too thin, but an old expired credit card is just thick enough.

We let ourselves into Fritz's office using the old Essex County Battering Ram. Then we cleaned him out.

by Lightnin' Roy March 14, 2008

Bastering

BASS-TER-ING A combination of the two words bothering and pestering.

Stop bastering me!!

by Morris.Smith June 19, 2020

Unconscious Blabbering

That moment when you go unconscious but you're still moving, talking, etc. and suddenly, you say something ridiculous. When you've exited the unconscious state, and you wonder what you just said, but you can't seem to recall the memory. Yet still, you have a vague idea of what you said.

Girl 1: Will you take me out to prom?
Guy 1: Hell no!
Few minutes later...
Girl 1: Will you take me out to prom.. now?
Guy 1: Uh... what you said? Um, sure sure... Just lemme finish this magic trick.
Guy 2: Dude, she was the same girl you just rejected a few minutes ago!
Guy 1: What? I never said I was going to prom with anyone!
Guy 2: You just did some unconscious blabbering man...
Guy 1: AW SNAP!

by MrTechGuy7715 April 18, 2013

Cunt Bastering

The act of knocking yourself up with your brother in-laws semen to save your insane relationship while you emotionally destroy another human being because you're a selfish cunt and you want a little action on the side.

Did you hear that Julie is Cunt Bastering herself again? What a worthless piece of shit whore!

by TheGodf@ther August 3, 2018

shit-blistering

A short-lived 80s body modification trend whereby fecal material was injected under the skin to raise (depending on your POV) either hideous pustules or aesthetically pleasing blebs.

Opal told me "Shit-blistered balls are wonderful to behold."

by Pastor Future May 17, 2005