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Blastoise

When you are having sex with a female, and she is about to orgasm get a hose or two and squirt it into her vagina and ass and scream "Blastoise use hydrocannon!!"
I was gonna give that Bitch a Blastoise but she didn't want a hose in the bedroom
by denser then you March 5, 2019
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Blastoising

when you jizz in a woman and scream “Blastoise, use hydro pump!” while you shove a hose into her and turn it to full power
I’m gonna be blastoising my girlfriend tonight
by Jess223 April 16, 2024
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blastoiseing

the opposite of charazarding throwing water on a person during tea time
he was blastoiseing all day
by slimeking280 August 10, 2024
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Blastoise

Well, It's when your cum overloads and makes triplets in a bitch.
by Avery Fucking Price May 22, 2018
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Blastoise

The the act of fucking your girlfriend in the ass.
by Rjette15 March 8, 2019
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