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I am saving the huwhite race by doing a back to back French Blastoise on my retarded hispanic on ze pooblique spaeze.
by Pokeboi Kamasutra April 1, 2018
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by Russian Field Worker May 11, 2018
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by Jess223 April 16, 2024
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by slimeking280 August 10, 2024
Get the blastoiseing mug.When you are having sex with a female, and she is about to orgasm get a hose or two and squirt it into her vagina and ass and scream "Blastoise use hydrocannon!!"
by denser then you March 5, 2019
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by Hugog November 19, 2019
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