whirling blade pitcher

A blender, something used to blend things. A much cooler name.

Max: Dude, let's make a milkshake!
Dave: Bro, we can't, my whirling blade pitcher is broken.

by homestuckobsessed November 29, 2011

Fort Blade

A building for housing hallucinated heinous criminals and offensive sex beasts.

Do you think you’ll end up back at Fort Blade later tonight?
FUCK nah! That place is full of sexual terrorists

by FB Survivor January 24, 2019

let's blade

a term used when a groups takes off or leaves.

-"Dude, we ready to head to Parker's?"
-"Yeah let me just grab my keys"
-"Okay man. Let's Blade"

by Blayzahs802 September 20, 2014

Blaneysexual

Straight but gay for Ryan Blaney

I was minding my own business then I saw Ryan Blaney on TV. At that moment I knew I was Blaneysexual

by yeet_27j June 16, 2020

blade run

after performing a blade seizure, you charge maintaining contact and thus control of the opponents weapon.

he thrust at me with his spear, but I parried it and made a blade run.

by Spaz De Kat December 4, 2009

Bladejob

When a wrestler uses a razor blade to make a small cut on their forehead or another wrestler's in order to bleed profusely.

"That was a good bladejob last night Bill, it looked authentic."

by Stavlo December 16, 2008

Bladed

v. To be utterly humiliated by a compatriot; to be betrayed.

Hey Meredith, don't you know what bladed is? It's when you get stabbed in the back, oh bladed!
-Dan the Man

by Dan the Man January 22, 2005