Skip to main content

Super Massive Blackhole

A word used when he/she see's another person with their pants/skirt stuck in between both their left ass and right ass.
Ian " DAMN! LOOK! That fat girl at 12 o'clock has a super massive blackhole, i wonder how long that ass has been suckin' it"

Sara " GROSS!!"
by ocow June 28, 2009
mugGet the Super Massive Blackhole mug.

blackhole poo

when passing a turd that required much effort and drama to expel. One looks down expecting to see a huge bit of offal and miraculously the bowl is empty and clean. The bowl may or may not be waterless.
Man I took a huge shit , ended up being blackhole poo.
by aplaceinthesun February 18, 2008
mugGet the blackhole poo mug.

Primordial Blackhole (Zeus Pangeasus)

1. The theory that there exist one super-massive blackhole in the center of the universe. This blackhole was the first blackhole to form when the universe first came into existence. All other blackholes are pangenesis of this original blackhole. 2. Mono-magnets were first postulated by Einstein; the theory that blackholes are actually mono-magnets, possessing a north or south pole, but not both. 3. If the Primordial Blackhole is a North polarity blackhole, then it would have "eaten" all South polarity blackholes, leaving only North polarity blackholes in the universe. Thus, forcing the existing north blackholes that are still forming in the universe to flee from the Primordial Blackhole, in essence, forcing what is left of the universe to expand. 4. The reason that astronomers can not directly view the Primordial Blackhole is because light has an attendancy to bend around massive garvitational fields. Thus, a galaxy on the opposite side of the Primordial Blackhole, could be viewed from some other point in space. 6. The reason that everything in space is in motion, due to the gravitational effect of this massive primordial blackhole.
Primordial Blackhole (Zeus Pangeasus):
This theory was postulated by Victor Darnell Hadnot, a Christian Science Fiction writer: When the universe was first created, the first few seconds after there was light, a single dark spot formed, from what was once blackness. This was the first blackhole, called Zeus Pangeasus. This blackhole has existed for almost as long as the universe. It has been "eating" matter and energy, light since the beginning. This is the reason why it is the largest single object in the entire universe, expanding as it consumes entire galaxies. The reason we can not see it is because it is totally black and spans the entire universe. All light and stars and galaxies that we see in the universe, exist at the outer most region of this massive blackhole. Any galaxy that has a like polarity blackhole at its center, will be pushed away from the primordial blackhole, as a mono-magnet of like polarity will push away a field of similar polarity. Thus, the universe seems to be expanding, but in truth, is being consumed by this massive blackhole in the center of the universe. Light bends around massive gravitational sources, thus, it is impossible to see this massive blackhole, but the effects of this super object can be felt and observed, by the actions of galaxies, as they orbit around this super-massive event.
by Dr. Everet T. Pystrum January 4, 2010
mugGet the Primordial Blackhole (Zeus Pangeasus) mug.

blackholing

When someone has read your text but doesn’t respond
I turn my read receipts off so no one can cause me of blackholing them.
by InsideJokester May 23, 2018
mugGet the blackholing mug.

Mega-blackhole

A blackhole that's larger than average, but not as large as a supermassive one, (aka. an intermediate blackhole).
'Two average-sized blackholes merged to form one so extraordinarily large that it became a mega-blackhole (Nickname: 'The Mega'), but even that is nothing compared to the size of a supermassive blackhole.'

(Please read my definition of a supermassive blackhole for more information).
by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 29, 2022
mugGet the Mega-blackhole mug.

Binary blackhole

A pair of blackholes, which continously orbit each-other.
'In the infinite dark empty void, Chaos outside of the finite universe (the largest supercluster) is a binary blackhole: A blackhole continously dancing around each-other, along with countless other ones and which come from dead universes.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 30, 2022
mugGet the Binary blackhole mug.

Supermassive blackhole

A very massive blackhole. A supermassive blackhole is larger than a mega-blackhole, but smaller than a hyper-supermassive, (ie. hypermassive) blackhole.
'Two mega-blackholes merged to form one so massive that it became a supermassive blackhole, but even that's nothing compared to the size of a hypermassive blackhole.'

(Please read my definition of a mega & hypermassive blackhole for more information).
by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 29, 2022
mugGet the Supermassive blackhole mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email