Bjarke

Bjarke is a boy's name with an origin in old Norse, meaning "Bear" or "Strong Bear", commonly used in Denmark. The key features of a Bjarke is, stunning looks, huge dick, a born womanizer, & generally the coolest fucker you'll ever meet.

"Bjarke is the sexiest man alive", or "Bjarke makes me so wet!"

by SquiddyFuck February 2, 2016

Barkinson's

Shaky dog syndrome

Dude, is your dog having a seizure?
No man, he's just got barkinson's.

by PandaKhan June 1, 2011

mexican barking spider

a loud wet fart that others hear

Someone rips a fart and says "hey, look out. There's a mexican barking spider on the loose"

by LongDukDong January 23, 2009

barking up the wrong tree

Picking the wrong person, the most unlikely person, to do, listen, or accept something.

You're barking up the wrong tree if you think I want to become religious and go to church.

by Libertine October 10, 2005

Barking Abbey School Girl

A girl that a sket that dealt too many boys and has fat back. She gives head to people in exchange for money.

Barking Abbey School Girl Carolina gave head to lots of boy for lots of money

by Yannis barking abbey May 23, 2019

african barking spider

a fart

as dan lets out a loud fart in a room full of people he says "there go those african barking spiders again"

by mat81 February 25, 2009

california barking spider

Elusive Recluse spider, never seen, can be Identified by pungent odor and unique, low barking sound. The main diet of these spiders are assholes. They are known to hang around dark and moist places.

Yo, what was that?

Dunno, maybe a california barking spider in the garden

by John bobby November 14, 2006