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AP Biology

A never-ending course of destruction and despair rendering innocent, unsuspecting students in an irreparable state of insensibility and incoherent muttering. This course is designed to produce a free and renewable source of distant cries for schools across the nation. 70% of class time is spent doing anything but biology, including but not limited to: chemistry, physics, making tables, inventing new ways to yell at computers, and, of course, math. All AP Bio students will encourage others to take the course next year, so long as they have not had class for at least 2 hours prior and it is not a lab week.
Student A: Hey, how'd your AP Biology lab go?
Student B: Not bad. I only had 10 plants die this time. I finally have one that lived!
Student A: We were only supposed to have 8 plants.
Student B: AP BIOOOO!!!

Student A: How'd you do on the immune system test.
Student B: 28!!
Student A: Niceee
by Billy Bob Jenkins IX March 20, 2013
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bipolar bubbles

Term that describes those sudden eruptions of irritability and intense rage that occur suddenly, without warning.
Those motherfucking, wild-ass bipolar bubbles pop up out of nowhere and then take at least fifteen minutes to even begin to dissipate.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 28, 2019
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It deals with biology

A way to say that it deals with, or is, sex without saying it. Very useful when a shy or inexperienced person is trying to avoid embarrassment. Can also be used to keep the true meaning of a conversation/question from being realized. Biology in this case means reproduction or sex.
1. "It deals with biology." Spock to Kirk. Spock was not about to say 'sex' to Kirk. He was too embarrassed.

2. "I'm not sure what Paul and Ali (girl) did last night, but I'm sure it dealt with biolody," Joanne said to Virgina.

3. "He asked me to help him with his biology! Little did I know that he didn't mean his homework!" - geeky girl
by Sans0uAvecV0us January 28, 2009
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Bipolarsexual

a retarded word made up by people with below average IQ trying to fit in with the LGBTQ.
Son: I'm bipolarsexual
Dad: honey grab the shotgun
by A "Sane" human being February 9, 2021
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Bevolution

The Bevolution is a concatenation for Beverage Revolution.
The Bevolution is about consumer choice for refreshingly fun beverages - drinking better, drinking smarter, drinking fun and refreshing.
by Chrissy6 May 13, 2006
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biology

a class that requires memory, usage, and knowledge of the full history of words you can't even pronounce

biology= many try, few succeed
dude, biology plagues my existence, now i have to change my major to education! hey, at least i have more time to party now.
by fierychic769 December 26, 2008
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AP Biology

A time and mind-consuming vortex of dispair, from which there is no excape. It destroys GPA's, self esteem, and dreams of one day becoming a biologist.
I used to get at least 7 hours of sleep every night, but now I have to study for AP Biology and only get 3.
by Cherting March 14, 2008
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