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bisto kid

One who sniffs the air and enjoys the smell of a good bisto fart
"Aah Bisto! ", called a bisto kid as the rotten smell of a bisto fart hit his nasal passage.
by rob Hogarth December 9, 2007
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bisouxtiful

More gorgeous than a supermodel when walking out of a salon.

(Pronunciation Bee-szoo-ti-ful)

Bisoux the french slang for the double cheeked kiss, properly spelled "Bisous"
When Krista walked out of the salon she looked absolutely BISOUXTIFUL! She was the most stunning woman Philippe had ever seen.
by caseyinseattle June 9, 2016
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Whore Biscouy

Stop being a whore biscouy
Get off my back you whore biscouy
by Mccarthy96 January 6, 2014
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bisto bollocks

the appearance of the testicles after anal sex when any 'bum gravy' (a bit like fanny batter but brown in colour and from the anus) residue has been allowed to dry, thus making it look like you have just dipped your sweaty bollocks in the Bisto.
Eee and Col were having a threesome again and lucky Col got the chance to 'smash her backdoors in'. After some frantic thrusting he eventually finished and withdrew only to find his privates covered in bum gravy. Too tired to wipe his knob he fell asleep and allowed the bum gravy to dry. When he and Eee eventually woke up Eee remarked 'love the look of the Bisto bollocks mate'.
by the testicle team August 4, 2012
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Bisoumania

Disease putting you in a great need for kisses. Most of the time girls get it in night ... 11:30 pm is the exact time !
Polina is having bisoumania right now ... Someone should kiss her otherwise it would get 10000 worst !
by Don - Juan January 8, 2011
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Bistory

Ones history of ex's or previous relationships.

Contraction of B History. (Bitch/Bastard)
Bob: I've got a new girlfriend!

Dave: Probably a tranny if your bistory is anything to go by!
by ethereal.zx October 5, 2012
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bisoud

Austrian word for "thanks". Only the coolest of kids know about it
"Thanks, Victorine! Next birthday we'll watch Pieces together. 🙂 Miss you! Bisoud"
by raaoouul November 20, 2018
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