double overhead figure 8 fisherman's bird glove

A type of knot eagle scouts haven't even heard of

"I tie knots eagle scouts haven't even heard of. Like the double overhead figure 8 fisherman's bird glove."

by ColourOutofSpace May 25, 2021

Flappy Wet Bird

When a girl takes a piss and she doesn't wipe so her pussy is still wet. Then the guy fucks her like that:)

Nicole pulled a Flappy Wet Bird on Mike last night.....he said she was dripping everywhere

by NikkiAlice March 18, 2014

Ghetto Bird

A police helicopter patrolling lower income neighborhoods looking for illegal activity.

Hey dude, that Ghetto Bird kept me up all night, looking for what I don’t know!

by Stewdawg March 7, 2021

a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

This expression means that it is better to have an advantage or opportunity that is certain than having one that is worth more but is not so certain.

"A bird in the hand," is yours, and it's not going anywhere unless you let it go. But if you leave it and go for "two in the bush," there is no guarantee you'll catch them, you might end up with nothing in the end.

In essence, don't be greedy and stick with what good things you already have, instead of going after something you'll probably never get.

Bob: "I think I'm gonna quit my job..another firm is going to offer me a better job.."

Joe: "Are you sure? You probably shouldn't quit unless you know you're gonna get in for sure. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."

(Weeks later)

Joe: "So how was the interview?"

Bob: "Idk not so good...i don't think the boss is gonna let me come back either..."

Joe: "You're an idiot.."

by Javo2357 March 23, 2012

Pesky bird

A way of calling birds only grian uses

Parrot: *exists*
Grian:pesky bird

by Urbanurbandicktator March 23, 2020

Gentleman's Bird Bath

Any Gentleman standing on his tip-toes washing his tallywacker off in the sink after anal sex. Usually performed because the female half will not allow re-entry into her vagina without a thorough scrub.

A.J. - "Everything was going well until she made me take a Gentleman's Bird Bath mid-romp. It killed my Woody Wilson."

by F.O.S.F.F. 7O01 May 25, 2015

Fappy Bird

A masturbating version of the game Flappy Bird. Recommended for perverts 12 & up.

John walked in on his roommate playing Fappy Bird in his tube socks.

by Rood Rood February 1, 2014