Bird's nest soup 

A lapful of vomit deposited by a drunken fellatrix.

"That bitch was so hammered, she me gave a bird's nest soup after I tickled her tonsils."

Bird's nest soup by Lou Al Fiender November 10, 2008

Bird's Nest 

When you go to a public restroom and put a bunch of toilet paper in the toilet. A giant ball of toilet paper.

And shit on the toilet
Gives quite a funny noise, and is a pain for the janitor to clean it up.

Ryan: Dude, I just did a bird's nest haha

Justin: Haha your so funny

Bird's Nest by soccerplayer March 16, 2010

flappy bird nest 

The act of performing a flappy bird on a woman's vagina.

Oliver Klosehoff: I was bored with my girlfriend last night, so I did the flappy bird nest.
Mike Latoris: You lucky bastard. I showed my girlfriend the flappy bird and she just walked away.

flappy bird nest by sofunnyialmostlaughed January 30, 2014

bird's nest 

you get a girl with at least medium length hair... wrap your dick with it and jerk off. afterwards, you have a bird's nest.

if your girlfriend is sleeping you can rub one out with her hair and she'll wake up with a beautiful bird's nest. she will be so happy and grateful. it's a gift perfect for any occasion.

bird's nest by gohn December 4, 2009

bird's nest 

The group of tangled wires behind your home entertainment system about to start a fire and blow up your whole freakin home.

My my Joe, you've got a mighty big bird's nest!

bird's nest by MeGn November 2, 2003

bird nest 

The act of shaving ones pubes and placing them in someones mouth. The pubes act as a recepticle for a delicious poo that will be deposited quickfast.

I gave that bitch a bird nest from here to Nasty New Brunswick.

bird nest by Jip! April 21, 2006

bird's nest 

Cockney rhyming slang for chest

"So, he slammed him in the bird's nest and did a legger."

bird's nest by Digital Shaman December 20, 2003