batarded

Confused after having been beaten about the head and neck with a loaf of french bread, also known as a sourdough "batard".

I'm totally batarded right now, I can't even open this tin of cocktail wieners.

by p-tron 5000 January 21, 2008

batarted

you, your face. batarted is a step above retard like a super tard

Kat is batarted
She is hella batarted
dude, look at that batard kid

by tacosauce January 19, 2008

batard

As the french call it, it means "Bastard", and as the english call it, it means Uber-n00b-who-likes-his-moma

You are a gay Batard u uber n00bish hoe!

by L33t Batard July 4, 2003

batard

the quite finished word of bastard

you batard!i mean bastard!

by emma and mike May 2, 2004

batarded

A person that's really retarded.

that kid is f*uckin' batarded!

by samiam May 3, 2005

bhaharvey

The nicest guy on Football Twitter❌🧢

WackyWillock-“omg I wish I was as nice as bhaharvey “
UtdAidan-“OMG bum buddy me too xxxx”

by WopWaggerWeto June 24, 2020

Bhaitard

Retard who follow salman khan

His Bhaitards still follow him.

by virex4 September 12, 2018