beyotches

bitchs, skanks, biatchs, hoes

I'm just chillin with my beyotches later.

by Clizaire September 10, 2003

beached whale

An individual who is confined to their bed due to their morbid obesity; one who wallows in their own excrements.

"Whoa! look at that beached whale"

by ricemond December 6, 2003

Beached Whale

Word used to describe people called Beth.

Person #1: Yo! Did you see the new girl called Beth?
Person #2: you mean beached whale?
Person #1: ya, her.

by TittyBuster78 September 15, 2020

beached whale

When fecal matter in a toilet is only partly submerged in water and partially lay on the dry porcelain of the toilet bowl.

"Shit. Look at that beached whale! Sorry brown buddy, I didn't mean to let you perish like that."

by Jerome Jenkins May 10, 2006

Beached Whale

A really fat chick stranded outside a bar after closing time looking for a guy to take them home.

Ryan, I thought you were gonna rescue that beached whale last night.

by Anonymous Motrin May 30, 2009

the beached dolphin

One of the most questionable of all sex acts. This term refers to the act of having sex while watching The Little Mermaid.

The Long John Silver's worker gave his girlfriend the beached dolphin in his basement last night. He must have a weird fish fetish.

by N. Sanity November 19, 2006

Beached

Something that's washed-up, overdone, played-out, used up, worn-out.

"Crocs are beached."

"I'm feeling pretty beached right now"

"That club is beached."

by EricD0191 October 16, 2008