barmaid syndrome

The affliction where by middle to late 50-something men downsize their family housing, wait out any potential child support issues by ensuring all first marriage children are over the age of 18, and then allow their young mistresses existence to be known by the first wife. First wife is then "allowed" or even encouraged to throw them out of their now much smaller home. "Husband" ie scumbag is now free to set up his slick new bachelor pad at the nearest beach location without risking hefty mortgage and/or child support payments to the firt wife.

While cleaning out the family car, Jane's mother Alice found a coffee cup with lip impressions made in a color not in her make-up drawer. It appears as though her father has come down with a serious, though early stage, of barmaid syndrome.

by Marshall R. January 7, 2008

bermal

prettiest hottest person alive. she s a cool person and she probably likes cows.

cows ? oh! that reminds me of bermal haha

by imhoturenot June 7, 2021

Beamage

Visible light beams caused by the use of haze or smoke, or in mist or fog.

There was a lot of beamage in tonight's show
The haze created some pretty cool beamage

by lights12345 January 18, 2011

bemale

A transspecies male bee too a human.

That fuckin bemale! Go back to ur hive!

by Howdypartner69 August 21, 2017

barmaiden

BarMaiden™ is a barmixer that is used for optimizing, and enhancing flavors for any mixed drink that you would like to have. Appealing for parties, or if your at home you can craft wicked non-alcoholic or alcoholic beverages. Become your own mixologist with BarMaiden™BarMixers.

Use BarMaiden with that vodka for a awesome blackberry martini.

by The BarMaiden March 1, 2019

Bemma

Bemma is truly one-of-a-kind. There is never a dull moment when you’re with her. Bemmas are very extroverted, kind, and fun-loving people. They do what they want and don’t care what other people think of them (she would set up lemonade stands infront of random people’s houses). Bemma goes out of her way for her friends and is always selfless. Enjoys eating junk foods such as flaming hot Cheetos, chocolate, and twisters. Strictly dates C-names. Favourite crime is probably arson.

Oh look! Bemma is starting beef with Barry

by iloveducks2020 June 7, 2020

BenMagikz

BenMagikz is an English rapper and record producer from Texas & London
and has worked with people like Fat Solo & DDI

BenMagikz is an English rapper and record producer from Texas & London
and has worked with people like Fat Solo & DDI

by handle eldnah May 14, 2021