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bergentruckung

Asgore's battle theme used in Undertale
1: Have you heard Bergentruckung before?
2: Yeah! I heard it in Undertale, while fighting Asgore
by Tech&GameBoi May 31, 2021
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beretta

Probably the best looking and most jam-proof gun in the world, but can lack in the accuracy department. Most popular models are 92/96 FS and Elite II in both 9mm and .40.
by Dean March 23, 2003
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If you mess with my family, you are going to meet my beretta
by Anonymous January 8, 2003
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Beretta

An Italian firearms manufacturer that loves to advertise the fact that they've been in business since Renaissance times. The quality of their products is somewhat hit-or-miss. They have made some excellent rifles, like the M1 Garand-derivative BM59. They make pretty good, though overpriced shotguns. Their pistols just suck.

Their trademark piece, the 9mm Model 92, is a study in bad design. It was adopted by the US Military as the M9 in 1985 to replace the superior M1911 .45 as the standard-issue sidearm, despite the fact that it failed the tests at Aberdeen Proving Grounds and caused serious injury to one of the testers. The design is highly susceptible to dirt, and the open-top slide means it will always get packed with dirt no matter how much you baby it. Ask anybody who carried one in Iraq, the slightest bit of dirt will make the M9 jam to hell and gone. The magazines don't feed well and wear out quickly. The trigger pull is too heavy, which throws off your aim. On top of that, they are made of crappy steel. Beretta 92s will get cracks in the slide after 2,000-4,000 rounds and need to be completely rebuilt. By comparison, Glocks can last 40,000-50,000 rounds, SIGs last 80,000-100,000 rounds, and 1911s are known to go for a million rounds or more with their original parts.
"My M4 ran dry just as that hajji came around the corner with an AK. Didn't have time for a mag change, so I switched to my M9. Fucker jammed on me, and I just cleaned it that morning. Thank God that hajji couldn't shoot for shit, 'cause I had to bum rush him and stick his ass with my knife! Fuckin' beretta sucks, man!"
by yt45 January 14, 2013
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Quite possibly the tightest pistol ever made. I have a 92fs, and it shoots ok. 15 rnd. mag. Stainless Steel! It's only downfall is its wierd trigger pull; really light at first, but locks up at the last 2 mm. Then you have to pull hard. And finally fires. Double action semi-automatic. Really Cool, Really Reliable.
That Beretta is soooooo tight ass, dawg!!!
by P8NTbalESF May 10, 2003
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bebis berget

Bebis berget is the kind of person who bullies people for one small misstake and has a inverted penis. But he is famous for doing very naughty stuff with a mother called Ullis (Henriks Mother). He has a killer machine to a cat. That can kill Fredrik Karlsson if he wants to. He has a very sexy father indeed.
Wow is that bebis berget? Erik the multifuckers son!!!?
by Bobo britta Persson May 13, 2022
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Driving A Beretta

Driving while so intoxicated, one cannot even keep their vehicle on the proper side of the road.
Dude, that guy in the van is driving a Beretta!
by ElMulletto March 30, 2011
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