Bedwetting after consuming massive amounts of Alcohol, also known as the "Morrison" syndrome. Terribly embarrassing to explain to friends and co-workers. Shuns you from most relationships, because people don't want to be pissed on. Completely un-concious when you fall asleep, resulting in saturation of the mattress.
Last night I was a tank, passed out in Gallahue's bed...pissed the entire mattress, woke up drenched in my own piss. HAHA.-Drunk BedWetting
"If peeing your pant's is cool, consider me Miles Davis!"-Billy Madison
Peeing yourself aka "GOOOOOOO!!!!"-Billy Madison
"If peeing your pant's is cool, consider me Miles Davis!"-Billy Madison
Peeing yourself aka "GOOOOOOO!!!!"-Billy Madison
by icequeen11 February 25, 2011
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“I have been able to sit up straight in a chair since I started side belting instead of just laying down eating biscuits”
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One day after becoming bored of the typical masturbation, anal fingering, and gerbil felching a man attempted and found great pleasure in a good old penis beetling.
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The bedwetting republican conservatives want to spy on us, hold poeple with charging them with a crime, and take away our rights, piss away our tax money, at go to war because they are so worried about terrorists. Meanwhile our boarders are wide open, cargo is not inspected, and the Department of Homeland Security is a joke.
by Cool T May 20, 2006
Get the bedwetting republican conservative mug.The unpleasant dilemma arising when one relieves oneself, only to discover that in the process they got a little bit of shit on their hand and thus is reluctant to buckle their belt. Said person will, in most cases, opt to wash his or her hands before touching his or her belt. As a result of the hand washing when they do buckle their belt the moisture left on their hands is transferred to the belt, making it wet.
Dude, I was just leaving a mud monkey when I got a little bit of shit on my hand so I resorted to wet-belting.
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