beijing butthole

When your farts are so bad and so thick the air is like China.

After burrito night, Seth's farts were so nasty that the air was visibly thick. Seth had a case of Beijing Butthole.

by HotChuck April 6, 2021

Dulwich College Beijing

Hell.

"Bob died then he went to Dulwich College Beijing…"

by veryspecificschoolreferences November 23, 2021

Beijing Bar Mitzvah

The joyous occasion on the night before a boy’s bar mitzvah when the father takes his son to become a man at the hands of Yentel, the neighborhood octogenarian prostitute, who can do things with her good arm that will make you forget that thing on her neck.

After the actus delecti is completed, Yentel insists on feeding you matzoh ball soup and brisket, complaining that you are all skin and bones.

Shlomo just got back from his beijing bar mitzvah and he smells like manhood, horseradish and shame.

by Joost De Egressor March 13, 2008

Beijing Carwash

When a female douches with bleach in an attempt to have back alley abortion of sorts.

Cashier: Hey, what's this bleach for?
Woman: Oh, you know. Got knocked up, need a Beijing Carwash.
Cashier: Bitchin'!

by Nocturnal Abortion November 27, 2006

beijing beijing

The best chinese food take out and fine dine restaurant in Ahwatukee, Phoniex. Beijing Beijing dream team runs that place and the owners are Michelle and Kirby and they dont do shit they just get their workers to do it for them.

Yoooo, Lets run down to Beijing Beijing to get some Fried Rice.....
Shrimp Fried rice fo life
Nah Kung Pao Chicken man
Check out the new Seafood menu
Dude i asked for Salmon and the lady said they sell Semen sauce.... lol

by Bronx Albo Gangsta December 28, 2005

Beijing

A large layer of thick smog in China, it is believed that there is a city in there.

(Two people in Beijing)
Person 1 - Where are you?
Person 2 - I'm here, can't you see me
Person 1 - Of course not we're in Beijing

by yorricksfriend October 13, 2008

beijing beef

To perform intercourse so vigorously that the female is forced to squint.

She requested a double entree platter of Beijing Beef, and I was happy to serve her up.

by WillyK March 26, 2008