behemoth

A fat slut who likes asian kids with homo emo glasses.

The Behemoth's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

by Voice of Reason April 16, 2004

behemith

someone who acts dumb while under the unfluence of anything

(sometimes called 'ith or hemith)

you dumb behemith, you knocked over the lamp

by jeff grenier December 23, 2003

behemoth

A HUGE SUV, RV or a 4x4 pickup truck jacked up with gigantic tires, usually with a pint sized bearded male driver or a soccer mom with a cell phone attached to her ear at the steering wheel.

" OMG, look at that ridiculous behemoth lumbering by!" (insert hilarious laughter here)

by Leigh Crutchfield May 30, 2006

Behemoth

A fat shit

Yo dat fat girl over dere is Behemoth!

by Nigel aka Vishnu April 9, 2003

behemoth

a massive man specifically of Italian nationality, usually has unbelievable strength, is hilarious, and has a third leg.

Danny Esposito is a behemoth.

by Giovanni March 6, 2005

Senior Behemoth

someone who is the really cool to da maxxx

"Senior Behemoth is really cool."

by SB December 5, 2003

behemoth

A behemoth is a foolish creature who likes to try to lick it's elbows, and gets terribly upset when it does not succeed.

1: what are you trying to do?

2: i'm so angry! i can't lick my elbow!

1: what a behemoth!

by akabonez December 2, 2011