beermergency

The realization that a valuable beer you have in stock will soon go bad and you have too many to drink all of them in an appropriate time frame.

I cracked open a beer that one month ago, waited in a sleet storm for 3 hours to get. The beer is changing dramatically. I did an immediate on hands count, and declared a beermergency. We must drink this beer before it goes bad!!

by beertunity January 6, 2015

Language Beerier

n. A figurative phrase used primarily to indicate the difficulties faced when people who have had too much to drink attempt to communicate with each other.

Ben drank a few to many last night. He had a hard time ordering a pizza due to the language beerier.

by Jbone October 7, 2012

bernerkulous

An ascended form of ridiculous, the Super Saiyan 3, if you will, with ridonkulous clocking in at Super Saiyan 2.

Guy 1: Dude, how RIDICULOUS was that mosh pit?
Guy 2: More than just ridiculous.
Guy 1: RIDONKULOUS?
Guy 2: More. It was BERNERKULOUS.
Guy 1: Whoa. That is a crazy mosh pit.

by HumphreyHydeIII March 24, 2010

Beermergency

A pilot declares this (like declaring an emergency) so he can proceed direct to his destination and drink beer at the bar ASAP because if he is delayed at all, he legally can't drink because he has to fly early the next morning (pilots may not drink any alcohol during the 8 hour period before flying).

Pilot: Delta 1965 declaring a beermergency and proceeding direct Portland.

ATC: Delta 1965, I understand you are declaring a beermergency. Cleared direct Portland. Do you need any other assistance?

Pilot: Delta 1965 also requests maximum forward speed.

ATC: Delta 1965, approved as requested.

by PDX Pilot 1 January 12, 2012

bernerner

The way the Swedish chief (from the Muppet show) would say the word "Banana". Part of a recipe that can be found in "de Cookin a-Book" called, "wid a bernerner we mekaaah... a bernerner flumberner wiz de hurpen a de chook'lit sausin"

Don't be a shlerpin oon de bernerner peelin, or else ye be a bumpin a de knoggin n'nd be a goin to der herspitle. Oooweeze be a takin der bernerner unda take' de peelin unde puttin er ooot! (fling) (que laughtrack)

by boronanon April 3, 2015

Berner

A Person who Shares the same Views as Bernie Sanders.

People like Andrew Yang, Marianne Williamson, Tom Steyer, Tulsi Gabbard, and even Politicians like John Kevin Delaney & John Kasich could be Potential Berners.

by JBJB1029 December 13, 2020

Beener

A Beener is a big kok chewy from Babies R Us.

Noah Ukilis puts his big Beener in Beatrice and Candy.

by Beener_Fan_420 January 30, 2019