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Human beering

Term denoting the inseparable bond between humans and beer, well suited to explain to non-drinkers the biological reason for beer craving.
"Awww dude, my liver's gotta hate me, I've been beering it up aaaaall last week..."

"Hey, don't sweat it man, we're all just human beerings"

"True. Thanks man."

(sound of can opening)
by Larsssson May 23, 2009
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A behavioral oddity in which a person unnecessarily locks or unlocks his or her car multiple times even though they heard it correctly the first time.
OBD (Obsessive Beeping Disorder) is on full display in parking lot across America.
by Ae5Ea8 April 7, 2015
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casual beeping

the act of hooting your horn at random and unknown other vehicles for amusement. The amusement may come from performing the act itself, or, from laughing at the expense of the victim who is unaware as to why they have been beeped.
Let's engage in some casual beeping!
by PJS01010 March 23, 2011
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beering aids

Like beer goggles for your ears, beering aids make even the most annoying/horrible song, singer, person, (fill in the blank) sound better than while you are sober.
Karaoke was worse tonight without my beering aids. She didn't sound like Mariah Carey at all!
by bellizima December 28, 2011
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crater-beering

When you suck beer out of someone's belly button.
Ew, Kevin is crater-beering Sophia.
by FIREITUPBOYS April 19, 2018
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knuckle beefing

To violently finger fuck a girl or to ultimately become knuckle deep in her vagina while furiously finger fucking.
Dude! I was knuckle beefing that girl from the party last night so hard.
by blowjobjack December 28, 2019
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Head Beefing

The act of brushing another person’s hair very hard in a frustrated manner to the point of causing scalp pain. The phrase is derived from the comparison of the hairbrushing to tenderizing a piece of beef.
Mom was usually very stressed getting the children ready for church, therefore they often got their heads beefed.

Mom is in a bad mood. I think I’m in for a head beefing.
by Hussy from the zoo January 1, 2023
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